Don't let their smiles fool you. Pictured here is/are the World's only Mixed-Gender-Conjoined-Twin-International-Jewel-Theif or theives. Pursued by the FBI for over two decades, the pair made their escape through the porous US Mexican Border, leaving behind a lot of Jewelry store Guards with mild concussions. They are now believed secluded amongst the conjoined populace in Amsterdam.
We believe it is the intolerant staring of "single entity humans" that makes us such easy prey. Also the female, Shannon, speaks a variety of comedy dialects - hopelessly confusing attempts to capture them. They are joined at the skull. "Her half" has hair on it. We believe she is the mastermind because the male, David Ralston, never really stops smiling and laughs at everything she says - even when he doesn't get the reference.
They may be INTERPOL'S problem now but from the way they blend seemlessly into casual crowds, no doubt they will return Stateside.
(Many thanks to Shannon Halwes and David Ralston.)
2 comments:
"Glad to know it's obvious I'm the mastermind."
That's obvious, your side of the head has all the hair.
Post a Comment