WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. WE CONTROL THE VERTICAL. WE AREN'T REALLY SURE WHAT THIS IS...OH! WE ARE INFORMED THAT THIS IS THE JBHS EXPLORER FOR 1981. SEE HOW ITS CREATORS CLEVERLY TRIED TO DISGUISE IT FROM OUR ADVANCED ALIEN PROBE TECHNOLOGY BY PRINTING WITH ORANGE INK ON A MOTTLED ORANGE AND BROWN BACKGROUND SEVERAL SHADES DARKER THAN THE LIGHT ORANGE INK. (?) HOW COULD THEY HAVE GUESSED THAT WE CANNOT SEE COLORS THAT HAVE NO RHYMING WORD IN ENGLISH. CURSE YOU, HUMANITY! OUR DREAMS OF GALACTC SUPREMACY BROUGHT TO AN END BY CURIOUS PRINTING CHOICES. WE WILL RETURN EARTHERS. YOU CANNOT THWART US FOREVER...MAYBE JUST A REALLY LONG TIME...
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It was our intention as Explorer editors to prevent counterfeit copies of the 1981 Explorer from being sold on the street. That's why we made it impossible to photocopy.
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